F:mom, what will happen if you eat poop?
M:you could get really sick.
(Finn gets a horribly disgusted look on his face)
M:why?
F:because I just ate poop.
M: why did you just eat poop?!
F: well, I just ate a diaper with poop or pee in it. I'm not sure.
M: why would you eat a diaper?
F:there's a pile of diapers in the garbage upstairs.
M: but why would you eat that?!
F: well, I leaned my face over the garbage to spit my gum out and my mouth got too close.
This is really my life.
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