This conversation was proceeded by screaming and fighting over two colored forks.
Oliver: "Mom! I'm trying to give Finn the blue colored fork!"
Mom: "Why?"
Oliver: "Because, he has purple and two years olds don't usually have purple."
"you're being a bad example mom." what I hear if I say crap or dang
"ah! My man-boobs hurt! -Oliver
"I think the good germs are mad at me for eating so much gluten that one time." Oliver, referring to a conversation we had with him about probiotics.
"want tickets to this gun-show?" Finley flexing his muscles
